Sorry but we haven't got that either....

The a La Carte Restaurant at our "Midrange" camp site was an incredible disaster to say the least, Rob was trying to order some food but it just did not go as you would expect, let me try and summarize the events of the evening in a little dialog.

This dialog will be between W (Waiter), R (Rob), B (Bo) and O (Owner)

W: Evening, are you ready to order?!
R: Yeah I would like to have the Steak with Mushroom sauce
W: Sweet, coming up
W: Sorry we are out of mushrooms
R: Ah ok, can happen I would like the "Piquant" sauce instead
W: No worries
W: sorry no one knows what Piquant sauce is...
(funny that because it was on the menu)
R: Hmmm ok well, Bo is having a chicken burger so I will have that too please
W: Sweet as
W: Ehhm sorry sir but the Hamburger bread has just finished
R: OMG you have GOT to be shitting me?
B: Maybe it is easier if you tell us what you guys DO have?!
W: I can assure you that te rest is all available
W: No Sir not really, we all very sorry about this....
R: Gsus you are making it mighty hard to choose something to eat......
R: Ok I will then have the chicked with ricotta spinnish stuffing
W: Ok sir that is not going to be any problem, coming up
W: I am SO SO sorry sire but the sauce that comes with it is finished but the chef said he could make you cream sauce with union (!!!!!! WTF is that union cream sauce??????)
R: Ok this is getting ridiculous
W: Yes Sir I agree if there is anything else missing I am calling the Owner, he can come and explain.
R: What can you suggest that is certainly there?!
W: The special of the day, Salmon.... can't miss!!
R: Alright I will have the salmon then.
W: Perfect Sir, I will make sure it is a good portion and quick
R: Great
(Food gets taken to the table (I already had dinner by that time, I realised earlier that it was not going to happen so I just ordered pasta with chicken and bacon...even the kitchen hand can do that :) )
R: OMG the Salmon is RAW and COLD on the inside
(It really was)
R: Can you please take this away and tell them to make this again and good this time?!
W: Yes Sir, Certainly Sir
R: GRMBLLLL
W: there you go sir, Bon Appetite
R: (Looks at plate, at me and lastly at waiter) But... But.... this is the same Salmon cut in half and baked to death on the same pasta?!
W: (Looks quisically) ehhh yes sir, not good?!
R: TAKE IT AWAY AND MAKE IT FRESH
W: ...... silent retreat
O: Something wrong with the food guys?!
R: HELL YEAH (tells entire story)
O: Yeah you see, the piece of Salmon you had was the last one so he could not make a new one
R&B: SayWHAAA?????
O: Oh well they can make you pasta with chicken and bacon.... thats the least we can do.
R: GRMBL, what ever
O: It will be nice and quick
R: GRMBL
(twenty minutes later Rob gets an edible pasta with Bacon and Chicken.... so much for nice and quick)
Asked for the bill and all the food and beers were on there and no one every apologised...... UN BE LIE VA BLE

Happy days! :)